Folah's Reviews

[Bill Murray's Space Jam 4]

The artistic peak of this generation!

This is the film of the decade!

SirCannabisClock responds:

yes

[More Brawl Taunts]

Again?

Well judging by what I just watched, you really didn't make any attempts to improve upon anything. Way to be one note, kiddo. Another orgy of mediocre video game humor. It even looks like you scaled back on the animation, why so many tweens this time around? Not to mention the writing. Ugghhh, disgusting. Jokes were drawn out and predictable, sexual innuendos were tasteless and pathetic. I can tell there's some potential to do something original and incredible if you put time and effort into it, but I'm not entirely convinced you did as you pumped out a new one in a week or so. And backgrounds, what the hell happened there? Still none? Are you even trying, or you attempting to appeal to a ravenous video-game enthusiast fanbase? I guess that's likely as 99% of newgrounds falls in that demographic.

Watch as this review is marked useless by rabid fanboys.

[Brawl Taunts]

Ugh

I'm sorry if I don't conform to the typical newgrounds mindset, but mediocre video game humor is not exactly my choice as prime entertainment. I found myself groaning more than laughing. Work on the humor and get a little variety in the artwork. At least attempt to make some form of backdrop. The animation was decent, at least you attempted some frame-by-frame, a good alternative from the overwhelming majority that only uses tweening. Voice acting needs polishing, as does the script. Seriously, mindless video game humor and poorly constructed innuendo =/= humor.

[Toss the Turtle]

A fun, but forgettable remake of Kitten Cannon

We all remember Kitten Cannon, right? If not, you're either a child who should probably avoid Newgrounds or you've been living under a rock for the last ten years.

Anyways, this game takes it and adds to it. The graphics are phenomenal, the interface is easy to maneuver, and the WASD navigation is a huge plus. The addition of weapons, jetpacks, and new cannons adds a little more skill than just aiming the cannon and shooting. It's a fun game to play, and unlocking everything is a challenge... Well, up until you're after the last tier of everything.

Frankly, once you get the Golden Cannon, the game isn't fun anymore. Getting money becomes too easy, the turtle is off screen half the time, the other half he's falling or rising too fast for the game to process any possible obstacles that may have been in your way. The WASD control is pretty much useless until you get the second cannon, and then it becomes useless again with the Golden Cannon, which would be fine if there weren't another level of cannon. But even so, the game just becomes tedious. Waiting for the turtle takes forever and you start wishing the damn thing would stop so you can see your score. Getting 100,000 is a challenge, but then it becomes a poor round if you get any less than 3,000,000. Skill is only required for the middle of the game, as the game starts slow and ends slow.

The game will pull you in, occupy you for two hours or so, and then spit you back out, wishing you had those two hours back. It's a fun rehashing of Kitten Cannon, the new additions give it a more strategic gameplay... For a little while. The weapons ruin the lasting appeal of besting your old scores that Kitten Cannon does.

[Noodle Salad]

SBC does it again!

You have brought peace and harmony to the portal once more on this delightful anniversary.

[Dad 'n Me]

WOW

Amazing... The greatest brawler I have played online. Obvious addition to favorites.

[hey fCK YOU]

Flawless

Perfect in EVERY way

[Clock Crew Blues]

Oh My

That was swell ok, but the speakonia voices didn't really fit the music but it was still swell ok

PS thanks for mentioning me

mrd-pan responds:

Your Welcome.